Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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