Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
where does the pee come out of this thing
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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