He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I think a kid would responsible me up
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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