The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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