Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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