If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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