Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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