Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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