I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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