Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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