To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize