i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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