Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Terrible idea I love it
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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