Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He told me they were just razor bumps!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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