You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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