Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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