Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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