i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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