I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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