Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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