We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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