I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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