so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
