if you like me you must not know who I am
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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