Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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