Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Ketchup is God's man juice
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
im on a boat
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