New invention idea: vibrating tampons
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I would fuck him just for his dog
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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