no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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