Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
honey bunches of taint.
We got so high we made milksteak
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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