Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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