Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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