Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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