Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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