white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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