my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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