So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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