i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i love accidental penises.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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