you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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