her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I enjoy the company of your penis
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