i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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