3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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