they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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