just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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