Taylor Swift is so right about you.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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