I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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