am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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