Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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