just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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