I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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