Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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