I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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