Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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