new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
We have started to decorate penises.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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