why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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