Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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