fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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