what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
His nipple licking is glorious
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