Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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