I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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