Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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